Thursday, July 29, 2010

"Sparkles"



Satirical Americanism is holy humor against unholy activity.

Satirical opposition should be militant to breathe down the Government's neck and not three feet lower.


At the elections in November:
a voter was asked: "Who will you vote for?"
"Who? For Obama, Reid and Pelosi!"
"Oh, you are a Democrat, aren't you?"
"No, I'm a masochist."


I had a dream that God for their achievements in the State governancewill turn Obama into Clinton and Nancy Pelosi into Monica Lewinsky.

When you listen to speeches of Nancy Pelosi you understand that the world's first ancient profession is dong very good in Washington in our time.

Nancy Pelosi is a really loving person: she loves Republicans, CIA, the unemployed... how is it possible?
Shouldn't she have at least some maiden pride?

Four animals Ms. Pelosi would like to have: A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a lion in her bed and a jackass citizen to pay for it all.

The former Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, Mr. Charles Rangel was accidentally removed from the street by a road-sweeping truck.


Illegal vs. Ill Legal


I absolutely don't understand why American citizens are permitted to live on the territory of Arizona and why Americans want to implement American laws without Mexican accent.

According to our President united states is a country where illegals, united with our government in their fight against American citizens.

Only a person, who completely has leaped out of the pants of reason, cannot see where we are going.

Seems to me, some of our Washington politicians posses only one wrinkle -the one they sit on.

We have social profile prohibited, but all the same it is easier for the police to catch dark-haired, than dark-minded.

Concerning the illegal immigrants of Arizona: doing good to the evil is the same as doing evil to the good.

Bernard Bernard Sansaricq and me

Monday, July 26, 2010

Joke of the Day

  • The former Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, Mr. Charles Rangel was accidentally removed from the street by a road-sweeping truck.