On Economy...

• Mr. Obama, when an inexperienced driver drives a car, the front wheels drive forward and the rear - backward. Same with our economy..
• Mr. Obama, If one drives a car with his eyes closed because he believes in immortality, the passenger's life is in danger.

• Speed characteristics of modern cars are best revealed in traffic jams, the same is with the success of economics in the period of recession.

• If the short minded colorblind policy, is in the driver seat of our Economic State Machine and keeps making only left turns and running red lights, the crash is imminent.
  

• Today's economy is like a gigantic moving truck, that's been abandoned by the driver.

New Flyer for My Book

"Sparkles"

Satirical Americanism is holy humor against unholy activity.

Satirical opposition should be militant to breathe down the Government's neck and not three feet lower.

At the elections in November:
a voter was asked: "Who will you vote for?"
"Who? For Obama, Reid and Pelosi!"
"Oh, you are a Democrat, aren't you?"
"No, I'm a masochist."

I had a dream that God for their achievements in the State governancewill turn Obama into Clinton and Nancy Pelosi into Monica Lewinsky.

When you listen to speeches of Nancy Pelosi you understand that the world's first ancient profession is dong very good in Washington in our time.

Nancy Pelosi is a really loving person: she loves Republicans, CIA, the unemployed... how is it possible?
Shouldn't she have at least some maiden pride?

Four animals Ms. Pelosi would like to have: A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a lion in her bed and a jackass citizen to pay for it all.

The former Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, Mr. Charles Rangel was accidentally removed from the street by a road-sweeping truck.

Illegal vs. Ill Legal

I absolutely don't understand why American citizens are permitted to live on the territory of Arizona and why Americans want to implement American laws without Mexican accent.

According to our President united states is a country where illegals, united with our government in their fight against American citizens.

Only a person, who completely has leaped out of the pants of reason, cannot see where we are going.

Seems to me, some of our Washington politicians posses only one wrinkle -the one they sit on.

We have social profile prohibited, but all the same it is easier for the police to catch dark-haired, than dark-minded.

Concerning the illegal immigrants of Arizona: doing good to the evil is the same as doing evil to the good.

Bernard Bernard Sansaricq and me

Joke of the Day

• The former Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, Mr. Charles Rangel was accidentally removed from the street by a road-sweeping truck.

Obamasutra

Hi, my name is Ilya Katz. I’m a former political refugee, satirical writer and cartoonist, who just published a book “Obamasutra” – conservative insults for special occasions.

I’m very impressed by your political point of view and therefore I’d like to share some of my thoughts.

I will be very happy if you find a couple of minutes to give me a feedback.

After watching our news there appears a strong desire to hang oneself or some other people.

Unfortunately, mainstream media sounds like one gigantic drum.

Only a person, completely leaped out of the pants of reason, can’t see where we are going.

We have social profile prohibited, but at the same time it is easier for the police to catch dark-haired, than dark-minded.

Concerning the illegal immigrants of Arizona: doing good to the evil is the same as doing evil to the good.

Either the Mexicans will fill all America in about 20 years, or polygamy will become legal.

Out of these options I, certainly, choose the 2^nd one.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Sincerely yours,

Ilya Katz

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