Sparkles: Democrats in Government

Let us look the truth in the face…
preferably with a lot of humor.

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Humor makes fun of inadequacies,
while satire cries at them.

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Satire is a scalpel belonging to a surgeon,
who is bravely fighting the cancer
of our society.

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Sometimes it takes the sourest-tasting pills
to provide the best results
in curing illness.

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When bureaucrats touch the clean spot
of our civility,
they dirty it.

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It is very likely that soon
the history of our country will be called
“”The history of Illness.”

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It is a disaster when laws are written by those
for whom they are not written.

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Some Democrats are as much lawmakers
as they are law breakers.

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The Democrats’ absence of principles
is the foundation of their physical wellness…
and their crippled conscience.

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Nothing is as far from honor
as the Democratic code of honor.

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Chameleons are chosen to rule
by those, who are color blind.

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The politics of Democrats and conscience
are two lines that never intersect,
not even in infinity.

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Incorruptible politicians do not exist.
There are only those, who, as of yet,
aren’t corrupted.
Exclusions only confirm the rule.
In the crowd of lawmakers,

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the plain honest face catches the eye.
That would be the face of the security guard.

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Human being can become a lawmaker
but sometimes lawmaker fails to act as a human being.

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When fools achieve power,
they become scoundrels.

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The caliber of a bureaucrat
is determined by how many people he fools
and for how long.

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The higher a bureaucrat climbs,
the more he wants to spit at those below.

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Sometimes, bureaucrats swim differently,
but will sink in the same way.

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There were assumptions about a politician
that he was smart, experienced, and honest.

But during the examination, no proof emerged,
so the assumptions no longer exist.

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Congratulations to those lawmakers
whose income exceeds one million dollars.
You are automatically enrolled
in the Affordable Housing Program.

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When Mr. Rangel announces
that he was leaving politics,
the ovations will be greater than any heard before,
even at the peak of his career.

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The former Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee,
Mr. Charles Rangel was accidentally removed from the street
by a road sweeping truck.

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Satire’s verdict is not subject to appeals.

Sparkles: Currrent affairs

Congratulations on end of combat operations.
Betray and retreat: is this how freedom we treat?

In washington wonderland,
The most fascinating and memorable place
Is the mouth of Mrs. Pelosi

Ban on prayers,
Casino in Gettysburg,
Mosque in the heart of our grievance.
Crossing out symbols of sacrifice.
America, Awaken!

Mosque controversy:
Legality vs. Morality
Formality vs. Spirituality
Indecedncy vs. Prudency
Politcorrectness vs Rightness
America, Awaken!

On Economy...

• Mr. Obama, when an inexperienced driver drives a car, the front wheels drive forward and the rear - backward. Same with our economy..
• Mr. Obama, If one drives a car with his eyes closed because he believes in immortality, the passenger's life is in danger.

• Speed characteristics of modern cars are best revealed in traffic jams, the same is with the success of economics in the period of recession.

• If the short minded colorblind policy, is in the driver seat of our Economic State Machine and keeps making only left turns and running red lights, the crash is imminent.
  

• Today's economy is like a gigantic moving truck, that's been abandoned by the driver.

New Flyer for My Book

"Sparkles"

Satirical Americanism is holy humor against unholy activity.

Satirical opposition should be militant to breathe down the Government's neck and not three feet lower.

At the elections in November:
a voter was asked: "Who will you vote for?"
"Who? For Obama, Reid and Pelosi!"
"Oh, you are a Democrat, aren't you?"
"No, I'm a masochist."

I had a dream that God for their achievements in the State governancewill turn Obama into Clinton and Nancy Pelosi into Monica Lewinsky.

When you listen to speeches of Nancy Pelosi you understand that the world's first ancient profession is dong very good in Washington in our time.

Nancy Pelosi is a really loving person: she loves Republicans, CIA, the unemployed... how is it possible?
Shouldn't she have at least some maiden pride?

Four animals Ms. Pelosi would like to have: A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a lion in her bed and a jackass citizen to pay for it all.

The former Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, Mr. Charles Rangel was accidentally removed from the street by a road-sweeping truck.

Illegal vs. Ill Legal

I absolutely don't understand why American citizens are permitted to live on the territory of Arizona and why Americans want to implement American laws without Mexican accent.

According to our President united states is a country where illegals, united with our government in their fight against American citizens.

Only a person, who completely has leaped out of the pants of reason, cannot see where we are going.

Seems to me, some of our Washington politicians posses only one wrinkle -the one they sit on.

We have social profile prohibited, but all the same it is easier for the police to catch dark-haired, than dark-minded.

Concerning the illegal immigrants of Arizona: doing good to the evil is the same as doing evil to the good.