Sunday, August 22, 2010

Sparkles: Democrats in Government

Let us look the truth in the face…
preferably with a lot of humor.
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Humor makes fun of inadequacies,
while satire cries at them.
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Satire is a scalpel belonging to a surgeon,
who is bravely fighting the cancer
of our society.
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Sometimes it takes the sourest-tasting pills
to provide the best results
in curing illness.
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When bureaucrats touch the clean spot
of our civility,
they dirty it.
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It is very likely that soon
the history of our country will be called
“”The history of Illness.”
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It is a disaster when laws are written by those
for whom they are not written.
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Some Democrats are as much lawmakers
as they are law breakers.
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The Democrats’ absence of principles
is the foundation of their physical wellness…
and their crippled conscience.
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Nothing is as far from honor
as the Democratic code of honor.
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Chameleons are chosen to rule
by those, who are color blind.
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The politics of Democrats and conscience
are two lines that never intersect,
not even in infinity.
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Incorruptible politicians do not exist.
There are only those, who, as of yet,
aren’t corrupted.
Exclusions only confirm the rule.
In the crowd of lawmakers,
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the plain honest face catches the eye.
That would be the face of the security guard.
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Human being can become a lawmaker
but sometimes lawmaker fails to act as a human being.
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When fools achieve power,
they become scoundrels.
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The caliber of a bureaucrat
is determined by how many people he fools
and for how long.
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The higher a bureaucrat climbs,
the more he wants to spit at those below.
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Sometimes, bureaucrats swim differently,
but will sink in the same way.
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There were assumptions about a politician
that he was smart, experienced, and honest.
But during the examination, no proof emerged,
so the assumptions no longer exist.
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Congratulations to those lawmakers
whose income exceeds one million dollars.
You are automatically enrolled
in the Affordable Housing Program.
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When Mr. Rangel announces
that he was leaving politics,
the ovations will be greater than any heard before,
even at the peak of his career.
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The former Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee,
Mr. Charles Rangel was accidentally removed from the street
by a road sweeping truck.
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Satire’s verdict is not subject to appeals.

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