Let us look the truth in the face…
preferably with a lot of humor.
preferably with a lot of humor.
***
Humor makes fun of inadequacies,
while satire cries at them.
Humor makes fun of inadequacies,
while satire cries at them.
***
Satire is a scalpel belonging to a surgeon,
who is bravely fighting the cancer
of our society.
Satire is a scalpel belonging to a surgeon,
who is bravely fighting the cancer
of our society.
***
Sometimes it takes the sourest-tasting pills
to provide the best results
in curing illness.
Sometimes it takes the sourest-tasting pills
to provide the best results
in curing illness.
***
When bureaucrats touch the clean spot
of our civility,
they dirty it.
When bureaucrats touch the clean spot
of our civility,
they dirty it.
***
It is very likely that soon
the history of our country will be called
“”The history of Illness.”
It is very likely that soon
the history of our country will be called
“”The history of Illness.”
***
It is a disaster when laws are written by those
for whom they are not written.
It is a disaster when laws are written by those
for whom they are not written.
***
Some Democrats are as much lawmakers
as they are law breakers.
Some Democrats are as much lawmakers
as they are law breakers.
***
The Democrats’ absence of principles
is the foundation of their physical wellness…
and their crippled conscience.
The Democrats’ absence of principles
is the foundation of their physical wellness…
and their crippled conscience.
***
Nothing is as far from honor
as the Democratic code of honor.
Nothing is as far from honor
as the Democratic code of honor.
***
Chameleons are chosen to rule
by those, who are color blind.
Chameleons are chosen to rule
by those, who are color blind.
***
The politics of Democrats and conscience
are two lines that never intersect,
not even in infinity.
The politics of Democrats and conscience
are two lines that never intersect,
not even in infinity.
***
Incorruptible politicians do not exist.
There are only those, who, as of yet,
aren’t corrupted.
Exclusions only confirm the rule.
In the crowd of lawmakers,
Incorruptible politicians do not exist.
There are only those, who, as of yet,
aren’t corrupted.
Exclusions only confirm the rule.
In the crowd of lawmakers,
***
the plain honest face catches the eye.
That would be the face of the security guard.
the plain honest face catches the eye.
That would be the face of the security guard.
***
Human being can become a lawmaker
but sometimes lawmaker fails to act as a human being.
Human being can become a lawmaker
but sometimes lawmaker fails to act as a human being.
***
When fools achieve power,
they become scoundrels.
When fools achieve power,
they become scoundrels.
***
The caliber of a bureaucrat
is determined by how many people he fools
and for how long.
The caliber of a bureaucrat
is determined by how many people he fools
and for how long.
***
The higher a bureaucrat climbs,
the more he wants to spit at those below.
The higher a bureaucrat climbs,
the more he wants to spit at those below.
***
Sometimes, bureaucrats swim differently,
but will sink in the same way.
Sometimes, bureaucrats swim differently,
but will sink in the same way.
***
There were assumptions about a politician
that he was smart, experienced, and honest.
There were assumptions about a politician
that he was smart, experienced, and honest.
But during the examination, no proof emerged,
so the assumptions no longer exist.
so the assumptions no longer exist.
***
Congratulations to those lawmakers
whose income exceeds one million dollars.
You are automatically enrolled
in the Affordable Housing Program.
Congratulations to those lawmakers
whose income exceeds one million dollars.
You are automatically enrolled
in the Affordable Housing Program.
***
When Mr. Rangel announces
that he was leaving politics,
the ovations will be greater than any heard before,
even at the peak of his career.
When Mr. Rangel announces
that he was leaving politics,
the ovations will be greater than any heard before,
even at the peak of his career.
***
The former Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee,
Mr. Charles Rangel was accidentally removed from the street
by a road sweeping truck.
The former Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee,
Mr. Charles Rangel was accidentally removed from the street
by a road sweeping truck.
***
Satire’s verdict is not subject to appeals.
Satire’s verdict is not subject to appeals.
