Reader, use these satiric shots for protection from the swine flu of idiotism.
I hope these truthful insults are written in such way, that if you throw what I wrote in the window of the White House, the glass will crack.
What is the meaning of a “socialistic medicine”?
The same as a “subsidized funeral”….
A placebo presented as a magical drug.
Open your mouth and scream as hard as you can. Or just say “no”.
An apple fell on Newton’s head, and he discovered the law of gravity. What fell on Obama’s head when he introduced the universal health “reform”?
I tried to read a newly released fantasy – the 2000 “sheets” (shits) novel titled “How to Reform the Entire Health System.”
Americans care for Americans?
The truth is, some Americans today scare all Americans.
After the “turkey day” democrats continue the turkey debate about the 2000 pages long medical bill.
The Thanksgiving holiday will turn into a “2000 shits day” DEMONstration.
The bill on the hill rings the bell to the hell.
The government health care proposal is a theory of probability applied to our society.
The new Health Care Bill: a mountain giving birth to a mouse. Shall we laugh?
The incurable illnesses of new med(MAD)ical proposals have a great future.
But it is not reformation- it’s deformation.
Government’s med(MAD)icine is an unfriendly hostile takeover of our lifestyle.
There is not only cheese in the medical mousetrap, but also a bunch of holes that come with it.
State-DISorganized health care resembles a swimming pool without any water
It is difficult to use it at first, but eventually you get used to it.
In order to warm up America, “reformists-deformists” are ready to burn it.
The socialistic monopoly ultimately becomes a social idiocy.
Our desire to stand till death is blocked out by the desire to survive.
Is it possible for a dog to suffer a heart attack?
Sure, if you make the do live like people do.
If the so-called “beautiful building of the universal socialized medicine,” the biggest room will be the waiting room.
Government to retirees, “Let’s make a deal: we will extinguish you, and you in turn will praise and love us.”
The time of our golden age is a brilliant dusk.
Our youth has more and more chances to die before they are old.
With regard to the nationalized health care system, it is best to remain healthy.
“Don’t worry, be happy.”
Let us be positive. At least our motherland will be our common grave.
What is the difference between a state line and the state-supported health plan?
Both are pitifully crossed by millions of people.
If all monkeys decide to start living like people do, then all people will start living like monkeys.
Socialized medicine is not a homicide of the younger generation. It is simply the ultimate form of self-destruction.
In the trend of socialistic living, we will have either trends or the living.
If during the current health care system, there is a shortage of funds, during the new system there will be a shortage of care.
The discussion of the medical bill is headed towards the dead end:
it may be an end for our lawmakers, but dead for all of us.
Socialized medicine remains an enhanced technique of discrimination against the elderly. It is close to the final solution of aging problems, comparable with that famous medical manual, Mein Kampf.
Sick socialist’s alienated brains cannot create an effective health care system. As a result, health care reminds a hell care, or health scare.
The law concerning socialized medicine is one of the cruelest laws concerning a good thing.
Obama’s medical reform will teach patients to get sick only on specified days, and by appointment only.
Our society, like our new health care system, resembles the blooming yet rotting tree.
Our new health care system will make us blissful with open-to-the-public open-heart surgeries, teeth extractions without anesthesia, euthanasia of those who want it, and a complimentary DVD of Obama’s speeches for each patient.
What is the difference between disaster and catastrophe?
Introduction of the universal health care bill is a disaster.
Passing of the bill will create a catastrophe.
The President has decided to make our citizens happy with an enhanced medical care on April 1st.
The grateful people decided to thank the government by paying taxes on April 1st also.
Currently, we are still in the Bartholomew morning.
The night is still ahead; and soon we will live in order to pay for a medical treatment, and or lives will be cheaper than the medical care.
Soon, in our sick society, those who are healthy will be put in isolation.
The possibilities of medicine are virtually unlimited.
The limit is only what each patient can afford, and also our life and patience.
Soon in our country anything will be possible, except three things: to be born, to live, and to die.
The Surgeon General of common sense warns, “Soon, the government health care system will be dangerous to the health of people, and life in America will be dangerous to our lives.”
Nobody really understands what socialistic medicine is.
But in my opinion, it will soon be time to immigrate.
While observing what is happening to America, I can only conclude that God has already retired and passed the reins to Satan.
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